Good Job Jessie

Apparently Jessica Simpson reads my blog. Right after I posted the danger of her becoming irrelevant and presented some potential ways to regain relevance, Jessie took my advice and has started hanging out with an A lister. She's been spotted with Owen Wilson alot recently.

Fine move Jessie....welcome back to relevance. I was hoping you'd pick drug habit but whatever....really not my choice.

Speaking of Jessie, there was an online poll asking who the ideal man for this idiot is: Nick, Owen, Jonny Knoxville or Mayer. 12,000 People voted and Nick Lachey won 65% of the votes. Cmon people......get over that......those two are dopes and painful together.