Pam Anderson and Kid Rock

I don't even know where to begin here.......

Yesterday I'm driving to work listening to Howard and Kid Rock was on. I like Kid Rock....go ahead....mock me....I'm fine with that. Kid was talking about Pam and basically ripping into her. Saying how crazy and insecure she was. The most surprising thing about the interview was that Kid said one of the big issues he had was money. Basically Pam has no money. That surprised me. I'd figure Pam has to have money just for being Pam. I guess you don't get paid to just be hot. You have to find someone (like Kid) and dupe him into marrying you.

Then I'm sitting in my office on the internet and I see that Pam got married or announced she is getting married. I'm putting it all together and thinking....."this insecure bitch is using the power of her female anatomy to sucker some dope into marrying her right at the same time Kid is putting out his album". This dumb bitch is just trying to one up Kid and this is the only way she knows how.

Nice work Pam. You really showed him. I've just decided that when I'm rich I don't want you afterall......you seem like a real pain in the ass.