Its a Sprint Man

This is my new boss' favorite saying...."Its a Sprint Man". Boy do I have bad news for him, I don't sprint. Gave that up with baseball when I was 13.

That said, I'm willing to play the game. I'm going to show up in a retro runner's outfit. Basically I'm going to dress like the pic BUT with a headband for added effect. I'm going to start showing up at work everyday AND I'm going to jog in place every time I'm in his office. If he asks what I'm doing, I'm going to tell him I'm either cooling down or warming up....depending on the specific circumstance of course.