Dummy behind the wheel

Has Paris Hilton learned anything at all? When you are a bit on the dumb side and probably barely capable of handling yourself behind the wheel of a car as it is, it seems that driving around with your personal kennel in your lap yelping and jumping all over the place is just a bad idea.

Now here's a good idea for Paris (and Lindsay and Britney): hire a driver. Pay some schmoe $150,000 a year to be at your beckon call and drive you EVERYWHERE. There is no reason for you to ever drive a vehicle. NONE.