Talking to Myself

That's right....I now talk to myself at work. Mostly because outside of one peer of mine I can't find anyone to talk to and the place is so damn crazy that I have to talk to someone so who better than me.

Well yesterday I stuck my foot in my mouth while talking to self. I was in the bathroom and for the second time in the day I saw this guy that sure did seem retarded. So I was washing my hands and adoring my eyes in the mirror (which looked particularly nice with the shirt I had on) and I said OUT LOUD in a normal speaking voice as if I was directing my comment to someone else "yes, I think you are correct, that dude IS retarded". At that very moment someone who was taking a dump in the stall (who I obviously forgot about) walked around the corner and gave me a look of "you really shouldn't say that kind of thing and why are you talking to yourself?"

He clearly thought I was the crazy one.

Listen folks, I don't make this shit up. I just report on it as it occurs because who else can I tell that to?