Join the Army

I stopped in a rest area while travelling the other day. There was this elderly gentleman instructing this young man on how to clean the rest area and sign the sheet when he's done cleaning. "Sign here with the time.....Ok, see if you see a toilet stuffed with a bunch of paper, just clean it out...pull it out and clean....Got it?"

Now I understand not everyone can go to Harvard, Princeton or Yale but at what point does this young guy say to himself....."nah, I'm just not going to be cleaning up after truckers in rest area stalls......I'll join the army".

Join the goddamn Army you fool.