Saturday, December 30, 2006

Tip your trash man

The other day I saw my garbage men outside and thought....."I'm giving these two dirtballs a tip". I ran into the house, got them a $20 a piece and took it out to them. You'd have thought I gave them a million dollar lottery ticket.

So I'm walking away and the one guy goes...."hey man do you drink?".....chuckle chuckle from me....."do I drink???" STUPID QUESTION but what does he know.

He nods and goes over here....I'm wondering what the hell is going to happen...thought he was going to pull out a bottle of Jack and want to do a shot with me. Turns out he had a case of Coors Light that someone left for him but he couldn't accept. Said if he got caught with it he would get fired and asked if I wanted it.

SURE THING......see, it pays to tip your garbagemen.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha. I love you silly garbage man tipper.

12/31/2006 2:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im a garbage man giving us a tip just give us a reason to care if we make a mess in front of your placeor not and we may just take thatold lazy boy and other junk you dont feel like taking out your self.

2/28/2008 11:12 PM  
Anonymous dude said...

No case of shit-ass Coors Light is worth 40 bucks.

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