Ah Mam...please handle the pumpkins properly

So I read the story about poor Amy Polumbo being blackmailed about some racy photos and sure I get a little excited. I'm figuring "cool, beauty queen in porn shots....what's not to like about this scandal".

Then I read the story and the shots were just one of her with her legs in the air, one with her bf biting her breast through a shirt and another with her holding up pumpkins to her breasts.

When did this world get sooooo uptight that a woman can't compare her breasts to her favorite fruit or vegetable. Pretty soon a guy won't be able to hold up a zucchini to his crotch and then run for president. As if Obama has never done that.....right.