Wednesday, July 11, 2007

El Makemesicke

J-LO.....WHAT are you doing? PLEASE stop this insanity. You have NEVER put out a good movie so just spare us all. No way can El Cantante be any good.

Go back to singing or something. Have you had any songs of any order of importance lately? Ok, so don't do that either. Sell fake asses or something. Become a spokesperson for that business. Sell clothes to huge assed women maybe....that seems a fit for you. ACTUALLY, if you insist on being an actress then focus on big ass porn fetish movies. You'd be great for that. Nobody expects you to act, they just want to see your big ass. If you don't want to have sex then maybe you could do guest star appearances in the films or just sponsor your line of big ass movies or something of that nature.

I don't know what you should do but can you please give the movie business a break. Why do these singers get so big they think they can act when they simply can't.

Except Mark Wahlberg....he's cool.



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