Thanks Papa....You're Swell

Apparently someone isn't that up to date on social issues like the abuse of prescription drugs or the highly addictive nature of said prescription drugs. I was chatting with my dad this weekend and made a joke about a pain killer to numb myself. Dad spoke right up and said "I have two prescriptions of vicodin sitting at home...I hate them, they make me nauseous....you can have them".

He clearly doesn't know what he offered me. I happened to know he had these pain killers cause I saw them sitting out one day. Only reason I didn't sneak a few then was because of the pending pee-pee in a cup test. Now that I got that out of the way, I'll be visiting daddy soon.

Silly man.