Octopus Love

There is a story of a girl in India who was born with 4 arms and 4 legs. Now we all know the jokes when some red head comes out and neither parent has red hair "hey Mick, what color hair does the mailman have". The Father probably really does wonder to some degree whether its his kid and who the woman might have been sleeping with.

If your kid comes out with 4 arms and 4 legs you gotta be wondering how the hell and why the hell was your spouse sleeping with an octopus. Did she jump in a tank and the zoo for this fetish sex? I'm perplexed as to how one gets screwed by an octopus.