The Lake House

There will be a full review to come but I had to post an initial entry just to let my readers know about one of the most fantastically horrible movies I have ever seen. I've waited for this moment for a long time and finally I saw The Lake House. Ever since I saw the trailer with Keanu saying "you're gonna think I'm crazy" as he was about to explain his girlfriend who lives a mere 2 YEARS away I just knew I had to see it.....well last night was the night.

I was in a hotel room and I saw the movie on the channels.....lets face it, I was cruising to see what kind of porn was on and then decided just to check on the real movies. There is was, to my delight.....The Lake House. Porn.....The Lake House.....whats a guy to do??? Well I figured I just had to see this horrible film and boy was I NOT disappointed. Keanu Reeves turns in the exact horribly cheesy performance I expected.....actually he was even worse than I could have imagined. EVERY time Keanu opens his mouth its a true comedic experience. He's simply that amazing.

I must tell you all that I actually took 10 pages of notes on this debacle and will provide an in depth review but I just had to let you all know how tremendously horrible the movie was. Keanu's only good film was the matrix.....because he DIDN'T talk.