Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Dancing with the D Listers

Mario just danced:
Gay judge couldn't get enough. Only one more aroused than Mario's partner was the gay judge. He was ready to jump out of his skin to attack Mario. Meanwhile you can soooo tell Mario is looking at this as his way of re-establishing his career. Good luck Mario, right from D List to B-.

Monique (high school musical girl):
First point of note are that her legs are waaaaayyy to shiny waxed. Every now and then you see this shit and I don't know how or why this happens but this chick has nice legs but were all way too shiny waxed or something. I'm not a chick so I don't know how you get them this way but I don't like it. Gay judge once again is incomprehensible in his reactions.

Joey Lawrence:
Joey's the gayiest 'star' in the competition. He's a huge loser....big cue ball head with a tiny little body....he just looks silly as a human. OK....he's dancing.....how's he NOT gay??? His partner has a sheet loosely wrapped around herself and you still don't believe there is any chance they are wrapped in that sheet together. Looking at them being judged, she is MUCH more a man than he is......Crazy...his big cueball head and her big nasty manly head. Gay judge said something about wanting to be a part of it. God he kills me.

Emmit and Drew's next wife:
I missed the dance and judge's comments because I had to see who Flavor Flav picked for his future.....New York got dissed again.

Dumb Ass Jerry:
He's an ass. A 62 year old Ass.

2 Comments:

Blogger Fashion Kitty said...

Joey "Cue Ball" Lawerence is painful to watch he is so awful!! Was he actually signing in the beginning? Or was that my imagination? Please say it was...please.

10/17/2006 11:46 PM  
Blogger The Buffoonery said...

I'm not sure if he was actually singing there but he sure might have been. Goddamn cueball.

10/18/2006 10:06 AM  

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