I'm on the conspiracy bandwagon

I'm not buying this stick had a kid anymore. I'm starting to believe its a robot and all those other stories. Look at this twig? You telling me that stick spit out a kid? NO....I'm not buying it for a second....simply isn't true. She has NO ass. NONE. God.....digressing a bit, I can't possibly imagine thats any fun to bang. That goddamn bony ass would HURT. I can just hear tom during sex....."owww, owww, owww, gees, god".....meanwhile Twiggy is thinking she's a goddess in bed but he's just in pain.

Now that I think about it, this also helps confirm the "tom is gay" theory. Now that I think about it, he can't be banging that.