This is what happens

See Kate, this is what happens when you marry a freak rocker dude who is stoned out of his mind all the time. That Black Crowes freak had so much weed in his system that his sperm was certain to be mutant. Look at this kid.....I mean he doesn't have down's syndrome does he? He just looks this freaky.

I hate to be mean to the kids but the point is one shouldn't pro-create with someone who's sperm is clearly mutant.