ATTACK

Ladies and Gentlemen....this is a public service announcement. Please stay in your homes and lock your doors. We are being attacked by aliens from Venus. Please DO NOT leave your homes if you live near a beach (apparently these aliens like the beach). These aliens appear to be breastless females with military haircuts. Unclear where they carry their weapons but they appear dangerous.

No....seriously Mena Suvari.....that was a horrible idea.