Friday, August 04, 2006

Oprah Today

Oprah is saving prostitutes today. She is grabbing the big head of some prostitute trying to tell her she will be fine. The hooker said she 'feels used up'. Oprah keeps grabbing her head and telling her "you are NOT used up". She's grabbed her head about 10 times saying this over and over. Finally she made the woman say it after her......the poor girl had no choice but to finally cave and in the MOST unconvincing voice and expression on her face blurt out "i am not used up".

Entire audience applauds as if Mama Oprah just performed a miracle. Mama Oprah saves another soul. Good work Big O.


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