Cmon Dakar....give me a shout

I know you are reading me Dakar....you and your friend in Pulau Pinang Malaysia....wait, wasn't Survivor in Pulau.....is this Jeff Probst reading me? You can admit it Jeff. Anyway, hey Dakar Singapore tell me whats up? I know you're reading, are you American and trying to keep up or what? I need to know.