Sunday, September 03, 2006

I guess those lips just wouldn't stop

That's right folks....the new season of Dancing with the Has-Beens has been casted. The only reason I know this is because my sportsbook (that's an online gambling site for those of you who don't know) has odds on who will win and I noticed while betting on some very manly football the other day. Anyway (yes I realize I use this ALOT so deal with it), I'll do a full writeup on each of the buffoons when I have the opportunity to research who these cast-aways actually are but I did have to comment on one has been.

I haven't spent more than 10 mins even thinking about who would be on the next season and the only reason I might have considered it for even 10 minutes is because the man Howard Stern's gf Beth was being lured and they had to f'ing discuss it for weeks so I was forced to consider the possibility of at least her being on the show. You don't know how happy I am she declined because I think she is painful to listen to, that horseface (sorry Howard, I love you a none gay sort of way) simply isn't that hot (even airbrushed) but I guess her body is ok....airbrushed at least....I digress. So in listening over and over on Howard whether she should or shouldn't do the show who has to weigh in: OF COURSE Lisa Rinna. "Oh Beth, its the greatest thing I've ever done, Oh beth, you can't believe what it will do for you, Oh Beth you won't regret it for a second, Oh Beth, its a simply amazing adventure".....OH LISA, the greatest thing Beth has done is latch on to Howard, period the end. She has wealth and fame through needed to dance with has beens.

Well Lisa just couldn't let it go apparently because who IS on this season? WHO you are dying to know???? (maybe everyone already knows and I'm in the dark).....Harry....freaking Harry is going to be on. Lisa must have just gone on and on and badgered him until he gave in. Oh Harry, it will be the best thing ever.

Well Harry, not like you have anything else going on so Tango you're little heart out and do your best to keep Lisa in the spotlight. Anyone bet we see and hear more from Lisa than Harry?


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