Surfer Girl

Does anyone really believe Paris is surfing? What is her idea of surfing? Getting pulled out into the waves by a butler and then picked up by a jet ski to be escorted to shore?

Exactly what does she do? Does she just carry this pink board around pretending? I'm not buying for a minute that those bony arms paddling out into any waves? NO CHANCE.

By the way.....NOT a flattering pic. What's wrong with her knees? Nasty.