Friday, November 23, 2007

Real World Australia

Real World really is sort of priceless. I love watching Trisha....she makes the show worthwhile....the rest are a bunch of morons.

Dunbar should just nail that other girl. Get over this "love of your life Julie". Highlight of this week for Dunbar was him calling Julie....her calling him Dummy Bear and then him berating her. "Don't call me that...I'm not dumb and I'm not a bear.....I mean it....don't call me that....can you PLEASE just respect my wishes.....CAN YOU....MY WISHES.........FUCK Julie....its not that hard....just let this go.......if you don't let this go I have to hang up".....CLICK....Julie hangs up. Funny part of this is that Julie never actually said anything and had given it up pretty much after Dummy Bear asked her not to call him that the first time. In summary, Dummy Bear loves Julie because he seems to be able to smack her around.

Cuhotta once again contributed nothing to the show other than a sidebar 'Well, I don't know alot but I know dunbar loves Julie so I hope he doesn't do anything he regrets'. Thank you for your ongoing participation on the show.

New girl tried to seduce Dummy Bear. Kelly Anne did nothing.

Brings us to Parisa and Trisha. The reason I love Trisha is because she is such an arrogant, self centered, bitch and really has no clue. She thinks she is truly a wonderful, nice person. Its pure comedy every time she opens her mouth. She will say something that should be something "nice" but does it in such a way that she is quite the little bitch. This aggravates the hell out of Parisa who's only redeeming quality is that she is so annoying that it causes conflict with Trisha.

The big problem is that Trisha went too far this week and pushed Parisa so she could get removed from the house. Without her I have no idea how the rest of these morons can attempt to be interesting. If the producers are smart they'll let her stay.

Watching Dummy Bear dance with new girl and then saying 'I really would do you but I love Julie' just isn't that interesting for 30 minutes. Mixing in Cuhotta "I think KellyAnne is a swell girl and I don't know much but I know how a swell girl deserves to be treated" for an a small dose isn't going to help much.

Oh well...I'll be watching.

Sidenote: there was a commercial for "A shot of love with Tequila". How did I not get involved in this show. It seems priceless.

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Real World Australia - from last week

Some chick Trisha just called her hometown bf and broke up with him because she's upset that he hasn't called. She has no idea what she has done and is upset. UMMMMMM....you went on a show, across the world to Australia where everybody is always hooking up with everybody else. Maybe THATS what you've done?

Right after trying to convince herself that she is still in love with the hometown honey, she calls Alex the cute aussie boy to come over and hang out. UMMMMM....maybe this is exactly why Jarod is upset with you.

Dude from Cleveland is upset that the big boobed girl wants to slut it up with the aussies after having made out with him night one. Hey dude from cleveland, take the lesson from Wes and Nehemiah.....booty drawer.

If they don't show shots from the waist up (ie. tits) I can't tell two of these girls apart. Neck down they are different....faces are VERY close. One has super big boobs that I'm not sure are real.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

Real World Denver

I really don’t care whether you are gay or not Davis…gay not gay. BUT I don’t want to see all the making out on TV…CMON MTV…do we have to see THAT MUCH gay dudes making out? There was more making out of the gay guys last night then heterosexual couples all year. We get it we get it....you are MTV, you a changing the views of the world by making it mainstream.....OK enough.

Tyree- Situps….Situps pal.

Brooke – Do you do ANYTHING other than lay around outside getting tan?

Alex – I’m looking forward to you sleeping with Jen again. Its about time. She’s obviously easy and there is no reason you aren’t tapping that again.

Brooke – I can’t wait to see you flip out next week. You are quite a whack job. You really look insane in the upcoming episode. I hope you don’t hit anyone and get kicked off because we need your insanity.

Cast- are you going back to work climbing rock and shit or is that it for the season? You guys do less than the season with Danny, Melinda and everyone’s favorite nut Wes.

It’s not the best season (that goes to the aforementioned Melindanny and Wes) but it sure has its moments.

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